Taken (2008/I) - 3.5/5
I dig the spy-action feel and the revenge aspects work well. I was a bit paranoid and tense after this movie which was either b/c they did a good job or b/c I'm very sensitive about these ideas as a parent (or both).
SPOILERS
I think the biggest flaw of this movie was the end. It's like they didn't know how to wrap it up and they never really figured it out. My guess is they'll have a few alternate endings on the DVD.
Sunday, February 08, 2009
He's Just Not That Into You (2009) - 4/5
He's Just Not That Into You (2009) - 4/5
A chick flick of a unordinary style. The varied story lines helps keep this movie from being one dimensional and cliche.
Also, the feel is a bit more realistic - the characters aren't stereotypes and such - they're real people w/ flaws and they make (serious) mistakes.
A chick flick of a unordinary style. The varied story lines helps keep this movie from being one dimensional and cliche.
Also, the feel is a bit more realistic - the characters aren't stereotypes and such - they're real people w/ flaws and they make (serious) mistakes.
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) - 4/5
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) - 4/5
This is kinda what I'd like to see as the new 'teenager' movie style. It's still enough about going out and sex and such that it cd pull it off, but not only about all of that.
It certainly has it's faults, but what it is, it's pretty good.
This is kinda what I'd like to see as the new 'teenager' movie style. It's still enough about going out and sex and such that it cd pull it off, but not only about all of that.
It certainly has it's faults, but what it is, it's pretty good.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Planet Terror (2007) - 3/5
Planet Terror (2007) - 3/5
I'm on a zombie movie kick w/o trying! :)
Good action, tongue-in-cheek cheesyness, sci-fi/horror in a great and campy way. Good stuff.
SPOILERS
The gun on her leg is a great effect, but I just hope it's a tribute to "Evil Dead" w/ the chain saw. That's how I'll take it.
What are the chances that I'd see 2 movies back-to-back where a chopper mows thru a field of zombies!?!?!!? Awesome!
I'm on a zombie movie kick w/o trying! :)
Good action, tongue-in-cheek cheesyness, sci-fi/horror in a great and campy way. Good stuff.
SPOILERS
The gun on her leg is a great effect, but I just hope it's a tribute to "Evil Dead" w/ the chain saw. That's how I'll take it.
What are the chances that I'd see 2 movies back-to-back where a chopper mows thru a field of zombies!?!?!!? Awesome!
28 Weeks Later (2007) - 3/5
28 Weeks Later (2007) - 3/5
Decent story/drama. I liked how it had similarities and differences from "28 Days Later."
SPOILERS
I felt a bit cheated since all of it wd have been prevented if they just put a guard outside of the mom's trailer when she was strapped down. Just too obvious.
Also, the dad showing up over and over w/ the kids to attack them was... er.
However, it was all worth it to see the chopper mow thru a field of zombies. Awesome!
Decent story/drama. I liked how it had similarities and differences from "28 Days Later."
SPOILERS
I felt a bit cheated since all of it wd have been prevented if they just put a guard outside of the mom's trailer when she was strapped down. Just too obvious.
Also, the dad showing up over and over w/ the kids to attack them was... er.
However, it was all worth it to see the chopper mow thru a field of zombies. Awesome!
Monday, February 02, 2009
28 Days Later... (2002) - 3.5/5
28 Days Later... (2002) - 3.5/5
Zombie movies pretty much get an automatic extra point from me b/c they're awesome.
I liked the feel of this movie - sorta low budget feel, but also well done.
The action was good, not too reliant on the 'spook' effect. Very gory and brutal and a bit deeper and relationship oriented than most movies like this.
Zombie movies pretty much get an automatic extra point from me b/c they're awesome.
I liked the feel of this movie - sorta low budget feel, but also well done.
The action was good, not too reliant on the 'spook' effect. Very gory and brutal and a bit deeper and relationship oriented than most movies like this.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Hitman (2007) - 3/5
Hitman (2007) - 3/5
Reminded me of "Equilibrium" - trying to hard for a cool tone and didn't make it. This movie has some cool action, but most of it is too much like Schwarzenegger movies made in the 80's (e.g., Commando).
There were some cool parts and locations, but the acting was fairly lame, the story kinda thin and trying too hard and I cdn't buy this guy as a "killer." I felt there were too many scenes were his clothes were too big and made him look like a kid.
It was fairly fun, but about 20 years too late.
Reminded me of "Equilibrium" - trying to hard for a cool tone and didn't make it. This movie has some cool action, but most of it is too much like Schwarzenegger movies made in the 80's (e.g., Commando).
There were some cool parts and locations, but the acting was fairly lame, the story kinda thin and trying too hard and I cdn't buy this guy as a "killer." I felt there were too many scenes were his clothes were too big and made him look like a kid.
It was fairly fun, but about 20 years too late.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Yes Man (2008) - 3.5/5
Yes Man (2008) - 3.5/5
Nothing great, but funny, entertaining and not insulting.
The comedy is good, the writing is pretty clever and the story isn't great, but doesn't hurt the movie.
Unlike many recent comedies, it doesn't get too into the story half-way thru. It remains a comedy w/ a bit of story that ties things together.
SPOILERS:
I died laughing at the part where Carl was dreaming he was dead and the fly landed on his eye. I just thought that was quite the humorous thing.
Nothing great, but funny, entertaining and not insulting.
The comedy is good, the writing is pretty clever and the story isn't great, but doesn't hurt the movie.
Unlike many recent comedies, it doesn't get too into the story half-way thru. It remains a comedy w/ a bit of story that ties things together.
SPOILERS:
I died laughing at the part where Carl was dreaming he was dead and the fly landed on his eye. I just thought that was quite the humorous thing.
"Battlestar Galactica" (2004) - 5/5
"Battlestar Galactica" (2004) - 5/5
I finished the first part of season 4 on DVD (and watched the first new episode) so I'm caught up. I feel like going from DVD to TV is lame, but I don't want to wait.
Anyway, it continues to be greatness. :)
I finished the first part of season 4 on DVD (and watched the first new episode) so I'm caught up. I feel like going from DVD to TV is lame, but I don't want to wait.
Anyway, it continues to be greatness. :)
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Cobra (1986) - 1/5
Cobra (1986) 1/5
Horrible. Just really bad: bad acting, dialog, action, premise, story, what-else? You name it, it's bad.
However, it's quite enjoyable since it's so laughably bad. Watch w/ friends and have a great time!
Enjoy Sergeant Gonzales trying to shoot a gun as if you throw the bullet out of the barrel. Get a kick out of Cobra cutting a piece of pizza w/ a pair of scissors (that's how tough guys eat pizza). Watch Cobra use a TV remote like Gonzales uses a gun. Wonder why the axe-clanking, suit-wearing gang allows every one of their members to die b/c Ingrid sees one of their members (why does he just stand there when she sees him?) instead of just getting rid of the member she saw???
It's a piece of art that makes a few social commentary highlights on the direction of our society. Or, it's garbage.
Best line: Hard to call, but "There's a magic word!?" is awesome.
Horrible. Just really bad: bad acting, dialog, action, premise, story, what-else? You name it, it's bad.
However, it's quite enjoyable since it's so laughably bad. Watch w/ friends and have a great time!
Enjoy Sergeant Gonzales trying to shoot a gun as if you throw the bullet out of the barrel. Get a kick out of Cobra cutting a piece of pizza w/ a pair of scissors (that's how tough guys eat pizza). Watch Cobra use a TV remote like Gonzales uses a gun. Wonder why the axe-clanking, suit-wearing gang allows every one of their members to die b/c Ingrid sees one of their members (why does he just stand there when she sees him?) instead of just getting rid of the member she saw???
It's a piece of art that makes a few social commentary highlights on the direction of our society. Or, it's garbage.
Best line: Hard to call, but "There's a magic word!?" is awesome.
The Queen (2006) - 3.5/5
The Queen (2006)
I almost gave this a 4, but I just can't say I "enjoyed" it that much, but I think it's interesting and well made.
It raises some interesting questions we don't normally think about in the US: is there a place for a monarchy in the modern world? If so, what is the place?
Great performances and interesting insights and even the fictitious show an interesting perspective.
I almost gave this a 4, but I just can't say I "enjoyed" it that much, but I think it's interesting and well made.
It raises some interesting questions we don't normally think about in the US: is there a place for a monarchy in the modern world? If so, what is the place?
Great performances and interesting insights and even the fictitious show an interesting perspective.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Marley & Me (2008) - 4/5
Marley & Me (2008) - 4/5
Somewhat original, but also somewhat tried-and-true tearjerker. The acting was right-on and true to life which was nice.
I thought it was strange, but this seems to be thought of by a lot of people as a kids' movie. There were a lot of kids in the theater and the trailers were mostly for kids' movies. I guess the preview makes it look like "Beethoven 45" or something. B/c of that, actually, I wasn't originally interested.
But really it's a drama w/ some comedy around the dog.
Good, touching movie though somewhat predictable.
Somewhat original, but also somewhat tried-and-true tearjerker. The acting was right-on and true to life which was nice.
I thought it was strange, but this seems to be thought of by a lot of people as a kids' movie. There were a lot of kids in the theater and the trailers were mostly for kids' movies. I guess the preview makes it look like "Beethoven 45" or something. B/c of that, actually, I wasn't originally interested.
But really it's a drama w/ some comedy around the dog.
Good, touching movie though somewhat predictable.
Monday, December 29, 2008
2008 Review
Netflix Review
All 121 movies I watched in 2008 (this may be a bit off b/c I'm just counting posts which also counts posts NOT about a movie I watched... like this post though this one isn't counted in the total)
Movies I watch that were released in 2008
Great titles worth mentioning:
Once (2006) - Irish love story - My favorite movie I watched this year.
Dark Knight (2008) - Great action and story. Utilizes the darkness appropriately.
Seven Up (1964) - British documentary revisiting the same kids every 7 years.
WALL-E (2008) - Great animation and storytelling.
Battlestar Galactica (2004) - Definitely the best sci-fi TV series ever... maybe best series ever.
King of Kong (2007) - Great documentary w/ villian, underdog and everything else.
In Bruges (2008) - Great characters and underlining "Christ" story. Funny and clever.
Iron Man (2008) - Great action.
All 121 movies I watched in 2008 (this may be a bit off b/c I'm just counting posts which also counts posts NOT about a movie I watched... like this post though this one isn't counted in the total)
Movies I watch that were released in 2008
Great titles worth mentioning:
Once (2006) - Irish love story - My favorite movie I watched this year.
Dark Knight (2008) - Great action and story. Utilizes the darkness appropriately.
Seven Up (1964) - British documentary revisiting the same kids every 7 years.
WALL-E (2008) - Great animation and storytelling.
Battlestar Galactica (2004) - Definitely the best sci-fi TV series ever... maybe best series ever.
King of Kong (2007) - Great documentary w/ villian, underdog and everything else.
In Bruges (2008) - Great characters and underlining "Christ" story. Funny and clever.
Iron Man (2008) - Great action.
2008 Netflix Review
89 movies from Netflix... well, 89 DVDs plus a couple I watched online. As you can see, Battlestar Galactica took about 2.5 months (which coincided w/ me getting laid off at the end of August which took a toll). The dates are the dates I returned them to Netflix.
- Hell's Angels 12/22/08
- Big Night 12/22/08
- Fearless 12/17/08
- Equilibrium 12/11/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Razor 12/09/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 3: Disc 6 Galactica: Season 3: Disc 4 Series Disc 11/10/08 12/02/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 3: Disc 5 Series Disc 12/02/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 3: Disc 3 Series Disc 11/18/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 3: Disc 2 Series Disc 11/18/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 3: Disc 1 Series Disc 11/10/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 2.5: Disc 3 11/07/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 2.5: Disc 2 Series Disc 11/03/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 2.5: Disc 1 Series Disc 10/30/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 2.0: Disc 3
- Galactica: Season 2.0: Disc 2 Series Disc 10/17/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 2.0: Disc 1 Series Disc 10/15/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 1: Disc 5 10/07/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 1: Disc 4 Series Disc 10/06/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 1: Disc 3 Series Disc 09/30/08
- Battlestar Galactica: Season 1: Disc 2 Series Disc 09/29/08
- Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Series Disc 09/22/08
- The Getaway 09/02/08
- In Bruges 08/26/08
- Rocket Science 08/21/08
- Le Cercle Rouge 08/15/08
- The Italian Job 08/05/08
- Rambo 07/31/08
- Jumper 07/28/08
- Beowulf: Director's Cut 07/24/08
- The Killing 07/21/08
- Rififi 07/16/08
- Hellboy 07/07/08
- Shooter 07/01/08
- The Lavender Hill Mob 07/01/08
- Be Kind Rewind 06/25/08
- Atonement 06/24/08
- Eastern Promises 06/19/08
- The Insider 06/19/08
- Michael Clayton 06/16/08
- Idiocracy 06/09/08
- Semi-Pro 06/09/08
- Transformers 06/04/08
- The Man Who Fell to Earth 06/02/08
- Cloverfield 05/28/08
- Volver 05/27/08
- Logan's Run 05/21/08
- I'm Not There 05/20/08
- Lars and the Real Girl 05/16/08
- The Diving Bell and the Butterfly 05/07/08
- The Mist 05/05/08
- The Last American Virgin 04/30/08
- My Kid Could Paint That 04/29/08
- The Andromeda Strain 04/23/08
- Sweeney Todd 04/21/08
- Bad Education 04/16/08
- The Last Dragon 04/15/08
- Talk to Her 04/14/08
- All About My Mother 04/09/08
- The Host 04/08/08
- The Man Without a Past 04/04/08
- I Am Legend 04/04/08
- La Vie en Rose 04/01/08
- Mr. Brooks 03/26/08
- The Assassination of Jesse James 03/25/08
- Into the Wild 03/14/08
- Junebug 03/03/08
- Zodiac 02/29/08
- Margot at the Wedding 02/26/08
- Pan's Labyrinth 02/20/08
- Little Dieter Needs to Fly 02/20/08
- My Best Fiend: Klaus Kinski 02/20/08
- 300 02/12/08
- Rescue Dawn 02/11/08
- Factory Girl 02/08/08
- 3:10 to Yuma 02/05/08
- Air Guitar Nation 02/01/08
- The King of Kong 02/01/08
- Treasure Planet 01/30/08
- Pocahontas 01/29/08
- Tarzan 01/29/08
- The Rescuers Down Under 01/21/08
- The Black Cauldron 01/16/08
- Once 01/14/08
- The Great Mouse Detective 01/14/08
- Frank and Ollie 01/10/08
- The Machinist 01/07/08
- The Squid and the Whale 01/04/08
- Henry Fool 01/04/08
Monday, December 22, 2008
Big Night (1996) - 3.5/5
Big Night (1996) - 3.5/5
Good, simple movie. Warm and touching, but not sappy. Good dialog and acting.
Great ending scene.
Good, simple movie. Warm and touching, but not sappy. Good dialog and acting.
Great ending scene.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Hell's Angels (1930) - 4/5
Hell's Angels (1930) - 4/5
Very cool to see this having heard a lot about it from Howard Hughes documentaries. The pacing was a bit slow and the acting was... 1930.
The story was a bit cliche too, but the air battles were amazing. Also, it get's a lot of slack b/c of the date.
Very cool to see this having heard a lot about it from Howard Hughes documentaries. The pacing was a bit slow and the acting was... 1930.
The story was a bit cliche too, but the air battles were amazing. Also, it get's a lot of slack b/c of the date.
Fearless (1993) - 4/5
Fearless (1993) - 4/5
I really like this movie, but it's hard to say exactly why. Well done, but I'm left just a little confused - like I missed a really powerful message. Maybe I did or maybe I didn't, but think there's more to it.
SPOILERS:
My basic take on it is that Max faces his fear of death and overcomes it. Then he has no fear and lives life as he wants... most of the time. A couple times he has to face it again and overcome again.
He feels like a "ghost" and that he's already faced death and won. But I think he eventually realizes he wants to live again and tells his wife he wants her to save him.
He then eats a strawberry which he used to be very allergic to and either has a reaction or chokes. I think he chokes. She saves him and then "he's alive."
So did that restore his love of life or...???
I really like this movie, but it's hard to say exactly why. Well done, but I'm left just a little confused - like I missed a really powerful message. Maybe I did or maybe I didn't, but think there's more to it.
SPOILERS:
My basic take on it is that Max faces his fear of death and overcomes it. Then he has no fear and lives life as he wants... most of the time. A couple times he has to face it again and overcome again.
He feels like a "ghost" and that he's already faced death and won. But I think he eventually realizes he wants to live again and tells his wife he wants her to save him.
He then eats a strawberry which he used to be very allergic to and either has a reaction or chokes. I think he chokes. She saves him and then "he's alive."
So did that restore his love of life or...???
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Equilibrium (2002) - 1.5/5
Equilibrium (2002) - 1.5/5
I started this yesterday and almost decided not to finish it. I read someone's excited review about it online and decided to finish it out. Regret.
If I hadn't seen a clip w/ the writer/director, I wd have been sure this was written, directed and the fights choreographed all by 14 year old boys.
Bad on most levels.
I started this yesterday and almost decided not to finish it. I read someone's excited review about it online and decided to finish it out. Regret.
If I hadn't seen a clip w/ the writer/director, I wd have been sure this was written, directed and the fights choreographed all by 14 year old boys.
Bad on most levels.
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Battlestar Galactica: Razor (2007) (TV) - 5/5
Battlestar Galactica: Razor (2007) (TV) - 5/5
As a stand alone movie at the theater, I'd give this a much lower rating, but as an extended episode of the series which is really what it is, it's great and I'll rate it as part of the series.
So see my previous post on the series for anything more.
As a stand alone movie at the theater, I'd give this a much lower rating, but as an extended episode of the series which is really what it is, it's great and I'll rate it as part of the series.
So see my previous post on the series for anything more.
"Battlestar Galactica" (2004) - 5/5
"Battlestar Galactica" (2004) - 5/5
My new all-time favorite sci-fi show. Yep, more than ST, ST:TNG, Quantum Leap, etc. Amazing. Hard to believe it myself. So great.
Maybe it's just the freshness of it, but this show beats them all.
I've been watching these for a few months now so I haven't posted much. I've watched seasons 1,2,2.5 and 3 and also the movie btwn seasons 3 and 4 "Razor" and they're all great.
The writing is awesome - best ever. They succeeded where XFiles and so many others have failed: they've held it together and avoided the cheap tricks and gimmicks other shows have to rely on after writing themselves into a corner.
The action, drama, sci-fi, everything is so on! This thing fires on all cylinders and doesn't back down on anything. Great in every way!
The first part of season 4 comes out on DVD next month and I hope to TiVo the new (last 10) episodes this Spring to finish it out.
I'm excited to see where it lands, but bummed to see it end. I heard of a spin-off they're going to do when it's over, but I can't imagine it will be good unless they use the same team... which I can't imagine they will.
My new all-time favorite sci-fi show. Yep, more than ST, ST:TNG, Quantum Leap, etc. Amazing. Hard to believe it myself. So great.
Maybe it's just the freshness of it, but this show beats them all.
I've been watching these for a few months now so I haven't posted much. I've watched seasons 1,2,2.5 and 3 and also the movie btwn seasons 3 and 4 "Razor" and they're all great.
The writing is awesome - best ever. They succeeded where XFiles and so many others have failed: they've held it together and avoided the cheap tricks and gimmicks other shows have to rely on after writing themselves into a corner.
The action, drama, sci-fi, everything is so on! This thing fires on all cylinders and doesn't back down on anything. Great in every way!
The first part of season 4 comes out on DVD next month and I hope to TiVo the new (last 10) episodes this Spring to finish it out.
I'm excited to see where it lands, but bummed to see it end. I heard of a spin-off they're going to do when it's over, but I can't imagine it will be good unless they use the same team... which I can't imagine they will.
Four Christmases (2008) - 3/5
Four Christmases (2008) - 3.5/5
Cute story. Not trying to be too much - just a holiday, romantic comedy. Some pretty funny scenes.
Cute story. Not trying to be too much - just a holiday, romantic comedy. Some pretty funny scenes.
Quantum of Solace (2008) - 3.5/5
Quantum of Solace (2008) - 3.5/5
Unfortunately, this was a let down. I felt "Casino Royale" was a good first Bond movie for Craig and this one sd have had a bigger scope.
Most things were ok, but the story was a bit small. Also, some things felt "cheap" like M going to the hotel to get Bond, etc. Not likely.
Unfortunately, this was a let down. I felt "Casino Royale" was a good first Bond movie for Craig and this one sd have had a bigger scope.
Most things were ok, but the story was a bit small. Also, some things felt "cheap" like M going to the hotel to get Bond, etc. Not likely.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - 2.5/5
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - 2.5/5
Not great, but low expectations from everyone else.
I felt the story was shallow and the characters too. Nothing great, but still alright.
Not great, but low expectations from everyone else.
I felt the story was shallow and the characters too. Nothing great, but still alright.
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Run Fatboy Run (2007) - 3/5
"Run Fatboy Run" (2007) - 3/5
Decent. Kinda funny and a little touching, but nothing great.
Decent. Kinda funny and a little touching, but nothing great.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Burn After Reading (2008) - 3.5/5
Burn After Reading (2008)
A good little movie. I like how the Coen brothers kinda seem to have fun here, taking turns that are unexpected and doing things you don't normally do w/ movies. It's almost as if they said "We need a break after 'No Country' and just be light w/ the plot for this one."
A good little movie. I like how the Coen brothers kinda seem to have fun here, taking turns that are unexpected and doing things you don't normally do w/ movies. It's almost as if they said "We need a break after 'No Country' and just be light w/ the plot for this one."
Saturday, August 30, 2008
In Bruges (2008) - 4.5/5
In Bruges (2008)
Very good stuff.
SPOILERS:
Interesting Christ story w/ Ken sacrificing his life to save Ray, the mother and child, Harry is "God" (requires justice), etc.
Very good stuff.
SPOILERS:
Interesting Christ story w/ Ken sacrificing his life to save Ray, the mother and child, Harry is "God" (requires justice), etc.
The Getaway (1972) - 3/5
The Getaway (1972)
Pretty good but a bit slow and lacks direction. The relationships are great, but, man, she screws things up!
I liked a lot of little things, but can't give it too big of a pass for that.
Pretty good but a bit slow and lacks direction. The relationships are great, but, man, she screws things up!
I liked a lot of little things, but can't give it too big of a pass for that.
Cercle rouge, Le (1970) - 3.5/5
Cercle rouge, Le (1970)
Good but drags at times. Probably me. I think I watched this over too many days and lost some continuity.
Great characters!
Good but drags at times. Probably me. I think I watched this over too many days and lost some continuity.
Great characters!
Tropic Thunder (2008) - 3.5/5
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Like "Step Brothers" - funny first half. Robert Downey Jr. is great.
Well done in most respects: 'big' action, clever/spoof, funny.
Like "Step Brothers" - funny first half. Robert Downey Jr. is great.
Well done in most respects: 'big' action, clever/spoof, funny.
Step Brothers (2008) - 3/5
Step Brothers (2008)
Funny first half, second half has too much 'story' which is a weak point for this movie.
May have broke the f-bomb record.
Funny first half, second half has too much 'story' which is a weak point for this movie.
May have broke the f-bomb record.
Monday, August 04, 2008
The Italian Job (1969) - 3.5/5
The Italian Job (1969)
Changing things up: no more NEXT, Haiku or timed releases. It takes too much time to organize all that. I intend now to just review'em as I can.
I enjoyed "The Italian Job" - it's a fun story w/ fun characters and a great, extended car chase w/ a lot of variety which was a bunch of fun too.
It's pretty light and pretty fun.
Like w/ "The Killing" the end was kinda thin, but the tone of this movie held that up better.
Changing things up: no more NEXT, Haiku or timed releases. It takes too much time to organize all that. I intend now to just review'em as I can.
I enjoyed "The Italian Job" - it's a fun story w/ fun characters and a great, extended car chase w/ a lot of variety which was a bunch of fun too.
It's pretty light and pretty fun.
Like w/ "The Killing" the end was kinda thin, but the tone of this movie held that up better.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Jumper (2008) - 3.5/5
Jumper (2008)
Don't expect to be blown away by all the aspects of this movie, but if you can buy into the premise and have fun w/ it, it's a pretty fun movie.
Hayden Christiansen and Sam Jackson together again and still a bit at odds.
I think you can over analyze this movie and break it down pretty bad, but just as far as fun goes, I like it.
It's certainly a good movie in the vein of "Man, I've always thought that wd be the coolest!"
Don't expect to be blown away by all the aspects of this movie, but if you can buy into the premise and have fun w/ it, it's a pretty fun movie.
Hayden Christiansen and Sam Jackson together again and still a bit at odds.
I think you can over analyze this movie and break it down pretty bad, but just as far as fun goes, I like it.
It's certainly a good movie in the vein of "Man, I've always thought that wd be the coolest!"
Mamma Mia! (2008) - 3.5/5
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Cute, fun and good music. Meryl Streep is very impressive w/ her dancing and general jumping around having just turned 59!
It's very well done and fun.
Cute, fun and good music. Meryl Streep is very impressive w/ her dancing and general jumping around having just turned 59!
It's very well done and fun.
The Dark Knight (2008) - 5/5
The Dark Knight (2008)
AWESOME! If anything, almost too dark.
Great story lines, great characters. Btwn those things and the action, tone, suspense, etc., I can hardly imagine any movie putting all of these things together better.
Here's a great article on the movie.
AWESOME! If anything, almost too dark.
Great story lines, great characters. Btwn those things and the action, tone, suspense, etc., I can hardly imagine any movie putting all of these things together better.
Here's a great article on the movie.
Hancock (2008) - 4/5
Hancock (2008)
NEXT: The Killing (1956)
I'm not sure why people are saying this movie isn't good. I thought it was great. Maybe low expectations???
I thought the action was good, acting was good and the characters were good. I thought it was original, creative and I love how it jumped right into the story w/o a bunch of background. We'll catch up.
There's a few little plot holes and "why wd he do that" kinda things, but hey, it's a super hero movie - why don't they recognize Superman w/ glasses? Besides, I often rather little or no explanation rather than a faulty one.
Haiku Summary
Hancock is a jerk.
PR helps, wife's hero too.
Weaken each other.
NEXT: The Killing (1956)
I'm not sure why people are saying this movie isn't good. I thought it was great. Maybe low expectations???
I thought the action was good, acting was good and the characters were good. I thought it was original, creative and I love how it jumped right into the story w/o a bunch of background. We'll catch up.
There's a few little plot holes and "why wd he do that" kinda things, but hey, it's a super hero movie - why don't they recognize Superman w/ glasses? Besides, I often rather little or no explanation rather than a faulty one.
Haiku Summary
Hancock is a jerk.
PR helps, wife's hero too.
Weaken each other.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Frenzy (1972) - 2.5/5
Frenzy (1972)
NEXT: Hancock (2008)
Kinda disappointing from Hitchcock, but it was 1972 and I don't think they were allowed to make good movies for a few years there. Quality took a holiday.
The best part, imo, was the scenes btwn the detective and his wife.
Haiku Summary
Neck tie killer is
friend of guy who gets framed. He
gets out, guy gets caught.
NEXT: Hancock (2008)
Kinda disappointing from Hitchcock, but it was 1972 and I don't think they were allowed to make good movies for a few years there. Quality took a holiday.
The best part, imo, was the scenes btwn the detective and his wife.
Haiku Summary
Neck tie killer is
friend of guy who gets framed. He
gets out, guy gets caught.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Seven Up! (1964) (TV) - 5/5
Seven Up! (1964) (TV)
NEXT: Frenzy (1972)
This is a series where they took several 7-year-old kids from various walks of life in England in 1964 and interviewed them. They go back every 7 years to see how things are going. The premise was based on a quote: "Give me a child until he is seven and I will give you the man."
It's interesting to see who did what they thought they would and how they've changed, etc. I love this kinda thing! Most recently they did "49 Up" in 2005 so you get to see a majority of their lives at this point.
Since they come out every 7 years, there's a lot of recap in each documentary, but I still recommend watching them all to get the full information. After watching so much of their lives, you really feel like you know them and certainly care for them.
SPOILERS
Bruce, Paul and Neil are probably my favorites though I love how Suzanne changed so much over the years. Jackie, Lynn and Sue are kinda sad. Neil is heartbreaking, but powerful.
Haiku Summary
What can I say here?
People change. Some more, Some less.
A lot of it's sad.
NEXT: Frenzy (1972)
This is a series where they took several 7-year-old kids from various walks of life in England in 1964 and interviewed them. They go back every 7 years to see how things are going. The premise was based on a quote: "Give me a child until he is seven and I will give you the man."
It's interesting to see who did what they thought they would and how they've changed, etc. I love this kinda thing! Most recently they did "49 Up" in 2005 so you get to see a majority of their lives at this point.
Since they come out every 7 years, there's a lot of recap in each documentary, but I still recommend watching them all to get the full information. After watching so much of their lives, you really feel like you know them and certainly care for them.
SPOILERS
Bruce, Paul and Neil are probably my favorites though I love how Suzanne changed so much over the years. Jackie, Lynn and Sue are kinda sad. Neil is heartbreaking, but powerful.
Haiku Summary
What can I say here?
People change. Some more, Some less.
A lot of it's sad.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Bee Movie (2007) - 3.5/5
Bee Movie (2007)
Next: "The UP Series" (various years)
Cute and kinda funny. Nothing too big. I only kinda watched this movie w/ the boys so I don't have the best grasp of it. I think the failing of this movie is the law suit: not very interesting, not funny, boring for kids, not engaging, etc. I mean, who thinks "Yeah, let's have this fun animated movie... w/ a trial!"
Haiku Summary
Barry's not content.
Goes outside the hive. Meets girl.
Sues for honey. Wins?
Next: "The UP Series" (various years)
Cute and kinda funny. Nothing too big. I only kinda watched this movie w/ the boys so I don't have the best grasp of it. I think the failing of this movie is the law suit: not very interesting, not funny, boring for kids, not engaging, etc. I mean, who thinks "Yeah, let's have this fun animated movie... w/ a trial!"
Haiku Summary
Barry's not content.
Goes outside the hive. Meets girl.
Sues for honey. Wins?
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Beowulf (2007) - 3/5
Beowulf (2007)
Best thing about this movie: Crispin Glover's performance. But too little of him.
Decent action, but w/ CGI I can often feel like I'm watching a video game and can't really be impressed by the fight moves b/c... well, no one really did most of them.
Best thing about this movie: Crispin Glover's performance. But too little of him.
Decent action, but w/ CGI I can often feel like I'm watching a video game and can't really be impressed by the fight moves b/c... well, no one really did most of them.
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
Next: Bee Movie (2007)
This episode has a lot of good and bad. Good: story, ending, action. Bad: Ewoks.
Haiku Summary
Emperor wants Luke.
Ewoks almost ruin film.
Vader is still good.
Next: Bee Movie (2007)
This episode has a lot of good and bad. Good: story, ending, action. Bad: Ewoks.
Haiku Summary
Emperor wants Luke.
Ewoks almost ruin film.
Vader is still good.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) - 4/5
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Next: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
This movie has some great advantages in that it builds on an awesome story and character base from the first movie and doesn't need a real ending b/c Jedi is still to come so it can't really be a let down. It's like the second act w/ no pressure. :)
Haiku Summary
Love is in the air.
Luke trains w/ yoda. Clouds, fight,
Vader is his dad.
Next: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
This movie has some great advantages in that it builds on an awesome story and character base from the first movie and doesn't need a real ending b/c Jedi is still to come so it can't really be a let down. It's like the second act w/ no pressure. :)
Haiku Summary
Love is in the air.
Luke trains w/ yoda. Clouds, fight,
Vader is his dad.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Star Wars (1977) - 5/5
Star Wars (1977)
Next: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Not too much to say. I don't know if I like seeing this w/ the altered understanding of seeing the earlier ones. I think it makes Darth kinda sympathetic and I liked him more as pure evil.
Haiku Summary:
Leia steals the plans.
Ben gets Luke to help rebels.
Han's cool. Darth is bad.
Next: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Not too much to say. I don't know if I like seeing this w/ the altered understanding of seeing the earlier ones. I think it makes Darth kinda sympathetic and I liked him more as pure evil.
Haiku Summary:
Leia steals the plans.
Ben gets Luke to help rebels.
Han's cool. Darth is bad.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
The Killing (1956) - 3.5/5
The Killing (1956)
NEXT: ?
This had some good points to it. I liked the narration, the dialog is great, the jumping around in time is cool too. I liked most things about this movie except the ending.
SPOILERS
Having the dog run out, the case fall, the money blow away - I don't really like that kinda ending. Feels kinda cheap. I'd rather see the "good guys" figure things out or the bad guys make a fatal mistake or something, but not the rich lady's poodle. :|
Haiku Summary
Guys rob racetrack cash.
Great plan, great execution.
Poodle saves the day!
NEXT: ?
This had some good points to it. I liked the narration, the dialog is great, the jumping around in time is cool too. I liked most things about this movie except the ending.
SPOILERS
Having the dog run out, the case fall, the money blow away - I don't really like that kinda ending. Feels kinda cheap. I'd rather see the "good guys" figure things out or the bad guys make a fatal mistake or something, but not the rich lady's poodle. :|
Haiku Summary
Guys rob racetrack cash.
Great plan, great execution.
Poodle saves the day!
Friday, July 18, 2008
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) - 4/5
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005): "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)" - 4/5
Next: "Star Wars" (1977)
The best of the new three - least Jar-Jar. Darker, but I think that's necessary.
Anakin beats Luke as the whiniest Jedi ever. :)
Haiku Summary:
Anakin has a
temper. Married, preg, wants
to save wife. Goes dark.
Next: "Star Wars" (1977)
The best of the new three - least Jar-Jar. Darker, but I think that's necessary.
Anakin beats Luke as the whiniest Jedi ever. :)
Haiku Summary:
Anakin has a
temper. Married, preg, wants
to save wife. Goes dark.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Du rififi chez les hommes (1955) - 4/5
Du rififi chez les hommes (1955) "Rififi"
Next: "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith" (2005)
An interesting movie, but it didn't seem to build enough on its strengths: the characters.
UPDATED: Thinking more about this movie and given time, I believe I appreciate this movie more for the same reason as before too: the characters. The heist itself is a work of art that at the time I didn't appreciate. More in spoilers.
SPOILERS
I enjoyed the scenes of the robbery: no dialog, intensity, etc. But then the story turned to the kidnapped boy, etc. I liked that turn, but too much time was spent on the robbery that was fun to watch, but didn't build. Update: I was wrong here - I didn't appreciate the heist for what it was: artwork and the payoff of who these characters are: professional and skilled. Great stuff! Blueprint.
Haiku Summary:
Men want diamonds.
They rob store, boy is kidnapped.
All die, the boy lives.
Next: "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith" (2005)
An interesting movie, but it didn't seem to build enough on its strengths: the characters.
UPDATED: Thinking more about this movie and given time, I believe I appreciate this movie more for the same reason as before too: the characters. The heist itself is a work of art that at the time I didn't appreciate. More in spoilers.
SPOILERS
I enjoyed the scenes of the robbery: no dialog, intensity, etc. But then the story turned to the kidnapped boy, etc. I liked that turn, but too much time was spent on the robbery that was fun to watch, but didn't build. Update: I was wrong here - I didn't appreciate the heist for what it was: artwork and the payoff of who these characters are: professional and skilled. Great stuff! Blueprint.
Haiku Summary:
Men want diamonds.
They rob store, boy is kidnapped.
All die, the boy lives.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Wanted (2008) - 3.5/5
Wanted (2008)
NEXT: "Du rififi chez les hommes" (1955)
Pretty good. The "reality" wasn't quite on. The action was cool, but since I didn't think they set it up quite right it felt a bit forced and weak.
SPOILERS
The loom? Seriously? Hmmm...
Haiku Summary
Regular guy is
son of super assassin.
Who's dad? He killed him.
NEXT: "Du rififi chez les hommes" (1955)
Pretty good. The "reality" wasn't quite on. The action was cool, but since I didn't think they set it up quite right it felt a bit forced and weak.
SPOILERS
The loom? Seriously? Hmmm...
Haiku Summary
Regular guy is
son of super assassin.
Who's dad? He killed him.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) - 3.5/5
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
NEXT: "Wanted" (2008)
Better than Episode I if for no other reason than there's much less Jar-Jar. Though he does affect the story in a big way when the Emperor tricks him into putting forth the motion in the Senate to give him more power.
I've always felt that Anakin is pretty much a big baby: "it's not fair!" I know the point is that he's driven by his emotions, but come on! How can anyone that childish train for anything let alone to be a Jedi. Also, how cd any former queen of a planet fall in love w/ that?
Haiku Summary
Big baby wants girl.
Mom dies so he kills them all.
It must be true love.
NEXT: "Wanted" (2008)
Better than Episode I if for no other reason than there's much less Jar-Jar. Though he does affect the story in a big way when the Emperor tricks him into putting forth the motion in the Senate to give him more power.
I've always felt that Anakin is pretty much a big baby: "it's not fair!" I know the point is that he's driven by his emotions, but come on! How can anyone that childish train for anything let alone to be a Jedi. Also, how cd any former queen of a planet fall in love w/ that?
Haiku Summary
Big baby wants girl.
Mom dies so he kills them all.
It must be true love.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Hellboy (2004) - 3/5
Hellboy (2004)
This movie was fine. There were some good aspects and some weaker ones. The characters were pretty good, but it was just a little too campy. The action was fine, but never really believable b/c I felt like I was watching a video game to a degree.
NEXT: "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones" (2002)
Haiku Summary
Good verses evil.
Hellboy wants girl, but it'll
never work. Big fits.
This movie was fine. There were some good aspects and some weaker ones. The characters were pretty good, but it was just a little too campy. The action was fine, but never really believable b/c I felt like I was watching a video game to a degree.
NEXT: "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones" (2002)
Haiku Summary
Good verses evil.
Hellboy wants girl, but it'll
never work. Big fits.
Monday, July 07, 2008
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) - 3.5/5
The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
Next: "Hellboy" (2004
Funny and clever w/ some good humor that's funny to kids and adults. I wdn't say it stands out in any one area, but it's just a fun little movie.
Haiku Summary
Emperor fires
adviser. She turns him into
llama. He gets nice.
Next: "Hellboy" (2004
Funny and clever w/ some good humor that's funny to kids and adults. I wdn't say it stands out in any one area, but it's just a fun little movie.
Haiku Summary
Emperor fires
adviser. She turns him into
llama. He gets nice.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) - 3.5/5
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Next: The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
A bit of a disappointment and probably more so the more times I see it. Jar-Jar is just annoying as are most of the alien life-forms. I've never really liked the make-up job of Darth Maul - looks like a guy in make-up.
There's some cool things, but not enough.
Haiku Summary
Trade blockade, Jedi
take Queen. Boy, pod race, midi-
clorians? Jar-Jar!
Next: The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
A bit of a disappointment and probably more so the more times I see it. Jar-Jar is just annoying as are most of the alien life-forms. I've never really liked the make-up job of Darth Maul - looks like a guy in make-up.
There's some cool things, but not enough.
Haiku Summary
Trade blockade, Jedi
take Queen. Boy, pod race, midi-
clorians? Jar-Jar!
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
The Lavender Hill Mob (1951) - 3/5
The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)
NEXT: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
A fun little movie w/ "cute" criminals. I'm not sure if it was intentionally "cute" or just b/c of the times it was made, but they're so naive and such.
Great quote in the movie...
Haiku Summary
Two straight guys figure
out how to steal gold. Mistake,
chases, they are caught.
NEXT: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
A fun little movie w/ "cute" criminals. I'm not sure if it was intentionally "cute" or just b/c of the times it was made, but they're so naive and such.
Great quote in the movie...
"Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these - it might have been" is a taken from 'Maud Muller', a poem by John Greenleaf Whittier
Haiku Summary
Two straight guys figure
out how to steal gold. Mistake,
chases, they are caught.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
WALL-E (2008) - 4.5/5
WALL-E (2008)
Next: The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)
Another great animation film! I'd say this is even better than "Kung Fu Panda" and that was great. No only did this movie have pretty much all the same strengths as "Panda" (action, camera work, animation, characters, etc.), but it had a few things extra...
It varied the styles of animation w/o feeling "wrong." It threaded aspects of the story so well that I just marveled. It expressed emotion in the characters very well... and they're robots! And it did all this w/ almost NO dialog!
I love Pixar shorts for telling stories w/ no dialog and this movie does just about the same thing!
SPOILERS
On Earth, the animation is more life-like and very well done, but on the ship, the people are more cartoony. I felt this contrast flowed well which is hard to imagine. Also, they even have a real human in a couple clips (Fred Willard) which also didn't seem too harshly real. Well played, Pixar. Well played.
Haiku Summary
Wall-E is lonely.
Eva comes and finds a plant.
Fight for ships return.
Next: The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)
Another great animation film! I'd say this is even better than "Kung Fu Panda" and that was great. No only did this movie have pretty much all the same strengths as "Panda" (action, camera work, animation, characters, etc.), but it had a few things extra...
It varied the styles of animation w/o feeling "wrong." It threaded aspects of the story so well that I just marveled. It expressed emotion in the characters very well... and they're robots! And it did all this w/ almost NO dialog!
I love Pixar shorts for telling stories w/ no dialog and this movie does just about the same thing!
SPOILERS
On Earth, the animation is more life-like and very well done, but on the ship, the people are more cartoony. I felt this contrast flowed well which is hard to imagine. Also, they even have a real human in a couple clips (Fred Willard) which also didn't seem too harshly real. Well played, Pixar. Well played.
Haiku Summary
Wall-E is lonely.
Eva comes and finds a plant.
Fight for ships return.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Kung Fu Panda (2008) - 4.5/5
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Next: "Wall-E" (2008)
This was great. The action was well done and the camera work made it natural to see exactly what was happening (unlike so many live action movies where it's just a blur). All around, I think the camera work was great.
The story is well done and the characters are well developed. The humor is good and not insulting or too adult and the animation is amazing.
It's all around great.
Haiku Summary
Panda is dragon
warrior? Others don't like.
Scroll is blank. Ska-doosh!
Next: "Wall-E" (2008)
This was great. The action was well done and the camera work made it natural to see exactly what was happening (unlike so many live action movies where it's just a blur). All around, I think the camera work was great.
The story is well done and the characters are well developed. The humor is good and not insulting or too adult and the animation is amazing.
It's all around great.
Haiku Summary
Panda is dragon
warrior? Others don't like.
Scroll is blank. Ska-doosh!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Be Kind Rewind (2008) - 3/5
Be Kind Rewind (2008)
NEXT: "Kung Fu Panda" (2008)
Cute and funny, but nothing great. It mostly suffers from a lack of direction. It seems the base of the plot changes every 30 minutes. It's all really just a platform to make these short re-makes of films and that's really all I wanted to see anyway. They were pretty funny and very inventive and creative.
Haiku Summary
Magnatized guy, blank
tapes. Remake movies. Make cash?
Save store? What's the plot?
NEXT: "Kung Fu Panda" (2008)
Cute and funny, but nothing great. It mostly suffers from a lack of direction. It seems the base of the plot changes every 30 minutes. It's all really just a platform to make these short re-makes of films and that's really all I wanted to see anyway. They were pretty funny and very inventive and creative.
Haiku Summary
Magnatized guy, blank
tapes. Remake movies. Make cash?
Save store? What's the plot?
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Atonement (2007) - 4/5
Atonement (2007)
Next: "Be Kind Rewind" (2008)
Beautifully shot like an epic, I really liked this movie except for a couple things. Great acting, sets, camera work, pretty much everything. Awesome, complex story too.
SPOILERS
I loved the switching times and points of view they used as a device to tell the story from different perspectives. I felt a little cheated by the "wrong note" - it was so obvious that was going to happen and felt a bit amateurish. Also, the idea that based on a little girls statement about seeing someone in the dark outside, this guy wd go straight to prison. Again, it just felt a bit weak. Also, where was the atonement? I felt Briony "got away" with it. So she wrote about them in love in her book? Big deal. I don't mind them dying and not being together, but reveal that to the viewer in another way. I didn't like being taken so far into the future (present time) and ripped from that reality. So she's sick and dying, that's still not atonement. So it was GREAT except for the last 15 minutes.
One scene really sticks in my head. Early on we see Briony witness the fountain scene. We don't know what happened (like her) and wonder. Then we see it how it really happened and are away of the breaking vase, the sexual tension, etc.
Much later, and w/o much fanfare, we see the scene of Briony jumping in the water and Robbie saving her. I cdn't help but relate the two scenes. More importantly, I cdn't help but wonder how Briony saw the fountain scene... maybe she saw her sister jump in and Robbie NOT save her. Maybe she saw her sister try her same trick and Briony is jealous. Maybe she saw Robbie NOT get mad at Cecelia and even the clear connection those two had at that time... the connection Briony herself didn't have w/Robbie though she wanted it. Good stuff.
Haiku Summary
Girl lies about crime.
Guy goes to jail and war. Love
lost. Where's atonement?
Next: "Be Kind Rewind" (2008)
Beautifully shot like an epic, I really liked this movie except for a couple things. Great acting, sets, camera work, pretty much everything. Awesome, complex story too.
SPOILERS
I loved the switching times and points of view they used as a device to tell the story from different perspectives. I felt a little cheated by the "wrong note" - it was so obvious that was going to happen and felt a bit amateurish. Also, the idea that based on a little girls statement about seeing someone in the dark outside, this guy wd go straight to prison. Again, it just felt a bit weak. Also, where was the atonement? I felt Briony "got away" with it. So she wrote about them in love in her book? Big deal. I don't mind them dying and not being together, but reveal that to the viewer in another way. I didn't like being taken so far into the future (present time) and ripped from that reality. So she's sick and dying, that's still not atonement. So it was GREAT except for the last 15 minutes.
One scene really sticks in my head. Early on we see Briony witness the fountain scene. We don't know what happened (like her) and wonder. Then we see it how it really happened and are away of the breaking vase, the sexual tension, etc.
Much later, and w/o much fanfare, we see the scene of Briony jumping in the water and Robbie saving her. I cdn't help but relate the two scenes. More importantly, I cdn't help but wonder how Briony saw the fountain scene... maybe she saw her sister jump in and Robbie NOT save her. Maybe she saw her sister try her same trick and Briony is jealous. Maybe she saw Robbie NOT get mad at Cecelia and even the clear connection those two had at that time... the connection Briony herself didn't have w/Robbie though she wanted it. Good stuff.
Haiku Summary
Girl lies about crime.
Guy goes to jail and war. Love
lost. Where's atonement?
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Eastern Promises (2007) - 4/5
Eastern Promises (2007)
Next: "Atonement" (2007)
Great acting and original story. Intense at a lot of times w/quite a dark tone.
SPOILERS:
I have to take issue a bit w/ the premise, but that can be said for a lot of movies. It just seems that she really asked for trouble just going to some Russian restaurant and letting the clearly creepy old guy translate the diary. I wd think the police or Russian consulate or something wd have been better. I'm sure they cd have gotten to the same place in the story w/ good writing.
Unfortunately also, I kinda figured out that Viggo's character was undercover. I didn't really hurt the story though.
Haiku Summary
Preg girl dies. Baby
and diary. Rusians with
undercover guy.
Next: "Atonement" (2007)
Great acting and original story. Intense at a lot of times w/quite a dark tone.
SPOILERS:
I have to take issue a bit w/ the premise, but that can be said for a lot of movies. It just seems that she really asked for trouble just going to some Russian restaurant and letting the clearly creepy old guy translate the diary. I wd think the police or Russian consulate or something wd have been better. I'm sure they cd have gotten to the same place in the story w/ good writing.
Unfortunately also, I kinda figured out that Viggo's character was undercover. I didn't really hurt the story though.
Haiku Summary
Preg girl dies. Baby
and diary. Rusians with
undercover guy.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) - 4.5/5
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Next: "Eastern Promises" (2007)
Great adventure. Long segments of non-stop action that really set the standard IMO. It's meant to be a throw back to the B adventure movies of yesteryear and I think it's that done well.
Haiku Summary
Grail search takes Jones on
search for dad. Dad shot. Grail found.
You've chosen wisely.
Next: "Eastern Promises" (2007)
Great adventure. Long segments of non-stop action that really set the standard IMO. It's meant to be a throw back to the B adventure movies of yesteryear and I think it's that done well.
Haiku Summary
Grail search takes Jones on
search for dad. Dad shot. Grail found.
You've chosen wisely.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Wall Street (1987) - 4/5
Wall Street (1987)
Next: "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989)
Great movie. Great acting. It's a powerful morality tale about how far someone will go in their naive, "innocence" mixed w/ greed and money-lust.
Making friends w/ a snake just means your friend is a snake.
UPDATE: 6.24.08
I keep thinking about this movie - so great. I love how Buddy takes on Gordon's mannerisms and phrases ("Talk at ya, babe.", "That's a dog w/ fleas.", etc.). And I think there's a lot of depth to a lot of scenes like when he and Darien make "the dinner" and he says something like "It's perfect. Let's not eat it. Let's just look at it." He's so into the idea of everything. He wants to be "successful" and be "in that world" so bad that when he gets a moment there, he doesn't want to leave... and face himself.
Haiku Summary:
Local boy makes good
w/ inside info from dad.
Double cross. Greed good?
Next: "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989)
Great movie. Great acting. It's a powerful morality tale about how far someone will go in their naive, "innocence" mixed w/ greed and money-lust.
Making friends w/ a snake just means your friend is a snake.
UPDATE: 6.24.08
I keep thinking about this movie - so great. I love how Buddy takes on Gordon's mannerisms and phrases ("Talk at ya, babe.", "That's a dog w/ fleas.", etc.). And I think there's a lot of depth to a lot of scenes like when he and Darien make "the dinner" and he says something like "It's perfect. Let's not eat it. Let's just look at it." He's so into the idea of everything. He wants to be "successful" and be "in that world" so bad that when he gets a moment there, he doesn't want to leave... and face himself.
Haiku Summary:
Local boy makes good
w/ inside info from dad.
Double cross. Greed good?
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Horton Hears a Who! (2008) - 4/5
Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
NEXT: "Wall Street" (1986)
UPDATED: 6.19.08 - saw it again at the $1 movies.
Very funny (at least the first half) and good story and animation. I thought it was good, creative and fun.
SPOILERS
I thought the kangaroo character was unnecessarily negative and judgmental while not adding a lot to the character makeup of the movie. They seemed to be calling out conservatives (based on the homeschooling reference) and it was just underhanded and judgmental on their part. The biggest bummer about that was that I didn't think it was necessary.
UPDATE: 6.19.08 - Again, I think they were trying to slam conservatives and probably religious conservatives w/ the kangaroo role, but maybe I'm looking for it (or just used to it). However, w/ the kangaroo saying "if you can't see it, heart it or feel it, it isn't real" they can't really be attacking those of faith. So maybe they're slamming atheists a bit??? Anyway, I'm not sure it was necessary, but I'm not familiar w/ the book so who knows if it was accurate anyway.
Haiku Summary
Horton hears a who
on a speck and saves it. Great
dentist scene. Funny.
Next: "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" (2007)
NEXT: "Wall Street" (1986)
UPDATED: 6.19.08 - saw it again at the $1 movies.
Very funny (at least the first half) and good story and animation. I thought it was good, creative and fun.
SPOILERS
I thought the kangaroo character was unnecessarily negative and judgmental while not adding a lot to the character makeup of the movie. They seemed to be calling out conservatives (based on the homeschooling reference) and it was just underhanded and judgmental on their part. The biggest bummer about that was that I didn't think it was necessary.
UPDATE: 6.19.08 - Again, I think they were trying to slam conservatives and probably religious conservatives w/ the kangaroo role, but maybe I'm looking for it (or just used to it). However, w/ the kangaroo saying "if you can't see it, heart it or feel it, it isn't real" they can't really be attacking those of faith. So maybe they're slamming atheists a bit??? Anyway, I'm not sure it was necessary, but I'm not familiar w/ the book so who knows if it was accurate anyway.
Haiku Summary
Horton hears a who
on a speck and saves it. Great
dentist scene. Funny.
Next: "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" (2007)
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Escape from New York (1981) - 3.5/5
Escape from New York (1981)
NEXT: "Horton Hears a Who" (2008)
I mean, what can I say: greatness. I can't explain it and if you need me to, you wdn't understand.
Haiku Summary
Prez crashes in New
York prison. Snake goes in. Saves
the prez. "Call me Snake."
NEXT: "Horton Hears a Who" (2008)
I mean, what can I say: greatness. I can't explain it and if you need me to, you wdn't understand.
Haiku Summary
Prez crashes in New
York prison. Snake goes in. Saves
the prez. "Call me Snake."
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Michael Clayton (2007) - 4/5
Michael Clayton (2007)
NEXT: "Escape from New York" (1981)
Great drama w/ great, well-defined characters. The story was compelling and intense. Many layers, but they took their time and let them grow naturally w/o getting confusing.
Haiku Summary
Big corp, product kills.
Lawyer w/ truth goes nuts. Strips.
Hidden phone, she's caught.
NEXT: "Escape from New York" (1981)
Great drama w/ great, well-defined characters. The story was compelling and intense. Many layers, but they took their time and let them grow naturally w/o getting confusing.
Haiku Summary
Big corp, product kills.
Lawyer w/ truth goes nuts. Strips.
Hidden phone, she's caught.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) - 4.5/5
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Next:
Holds up well with time: fun, adventure, humor and great action.
Haiku Summary:
Nazis want the Ark.
Indy wants to stop them. Big
action. Faces melt.
Next:
Holds up well with time: fun, adventure, humor and great action.
Haiku Summary:
Nazis want the Ark.
Indy wants to stop them. Big
action. Faces melt.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Piglet's Big Movie (2003) - 3/5
Piglet's Big Movie (2003)
Next: "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981)
Simple, cute, non-offensive, sweet kids movie. Simple ideas and concepts combined w/ good friendships and wanting to help such.
Haiku Summary:
Piglet overlooked.
Hurt, wanders. Friends miss him. They
look, find and value.
Next: "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981)
Simple, cute, non-offensive, sweet kids movie. Simple ideas and concepts combined w/ good friendships and wanting to help such.
Haiku Summary:
Piglet overlooked.
Hurt, wanders. Friends miss him. They
look, find and value.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Transformers (2007) - 4/5
Transformers (2007)
Next: "Piglet's Big Movie" (2003)
Very fun. Great CGI though the transformations were a bit unnecessarily complicated. No biggie.
It was cool, fun action that didn't take itself too seriously.
Haiku Summary:
Robots against bad
robots for big power. Kid
has key. With cool cars!
Next: "Piglet's Big Movie" (2003)
Very fun. Great CGI though the transformations were a bit unnecessarily complicated. No biggie.
It was cool, fun action that didn't take itself too seriously.
Haiku Summary:
Robots against bad
robots for big power. Kid
has key. With cool cars!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Semi-Pro (2008) - 2/5
Semi-Pro (2008)
Next: "Transformers" (2007)
A bad "Animal House" or "Old School" w/o the cast. Some funny parts, but overall not worth it.
It very much tried too hard to have more plots and such.
Haiku Summary:
B'ball team wants to
go pro. One chance. Win lots. I'd
like to forget it.
Next: "Transformers" (2007)
A bad "Animal House" or "Old School" w/o the cast. Some funny parts, but overall not worth it.
It very much tried too hard to have more plots and such.
Haiku Summary:
B'ball team wants to
go pro. One chance. Win lots. I'd
like to forget it.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Idiocracy (2006) - 2/5
Idiocracy (2006)
Next: "Semi-Pro" (2008)
Mostly weak but w/ a few funny bits. Not worth it.
Haiku Summary:
Guy sleeps five hundred
years. Meanwhile, dumb people have
babies. Dumb world. Stays.
Next: "Semi-Pro" (2008)
Mostly weak but w/ a few funny bits. Not worth it.
Haiku Summary:
Guy sleeps five hundred
years. Meanwhile, dumb people have
babies. Dumb world. Stays.
Monday, June 09, 2008
The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976) - 3/5
The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976)
NEXT: "Idiocracy" (2006)
Fairly artsy and hard to follow seriously unless you're really trying... and I wasn't. I get turned off pretty quickly if I feel people are trying too hard to be weird.
Core message: Our society is killing itself w/ entertainment and dangerous addictions.
WARNING: Nudity.
Haiku Summary
Spaceman needs water
to save home planet. Gets cash,
gets wasted. Does nil.
NEXT: "Idiocracy" (2006)
Fairly artsy and hard to follow seriously unless you're really trying... and I wasn't. I get turned off pretty quickly if I feel people are trying too hard to be weird.
Core message: Our society is killing itself w/ entertainment and dangerous addictions.
WARNING: Nudity.
Haiku Summary
Spaceman needs water
to save home planet. Gets cash,
gets wasted. Does nil.
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Volver (2006/I) - 2.5/5
Volver (2006/I)
NEXT: "The Man Who Fell to Earth" (1976)
I didn't really get into this movie. I never really tied into the characters or the reality. This cd be a casualty of my method of watching it over multiple sittings??? But as things happened, I just watched and never bought into it.
It also felt disjointed: they'd drop storylines altogether and start new ones.
SPOILERS
So what happened w/ the restaurant? What happened w/ the guy from the movie crew? What happened w/ the mother-daughter relationship and telling the daugher her father was also her grandfather? What about all that - it was kinda revealed and left. What about the friend w/ cancer? There seemed to be so much left undone which might be the point, but it didn't seem to fit right.
Haiku Summary
Girl kills dad. Cover up.
Opens restaurant, mother
back to life. What the?
NEXT: "The Man Who Fell to Earth" (1976)
I didn't really get into this movie. I never really tied into the characters or the reality. This cd be a casualty of my method of watching it over multiple sittings??? But as things happened, I just watched and never bought into it.
It also felt disjointed: they'd drop storylines altogether and start new ones.
SPOILERS
So what happened w/ the restaurant? What happened w/ the guy from the movie crew? What happened w/ the mother-daughter relationship and telling the daugher her father was also her grandfather? What about all that - it was kinda revealed and left. What about the friend w/ cancer? There seemed to be so much left undone which might be the point, but it didn't seem to fit right.
Haiku Summary
Girl kills dad. Cover up.
Opens restaurant, mother
back to life. What the?
Monday, June 02, 2008
Cloverfield (2008) - 4/5
Cloverfield (2008)
NEXT: "Volver" (2006)
While this movie may not be the best, they get a lot of credit for being original in certain ways: camera action (handheld, but not "Blair Witch" too much), no star actors, "realism" w/o being campy, etc.
The special effects were great and watching some of the behind the scenes stuff made me realize they put a lot of thought behind so much of it all. From the monster design to the camera angles, they did this thing intentionally regardless of the outcome and I admire that.
SPOILERS
When you're shooting w/a lens like they did, you miss a lot so they had to plan things out accordingly which isn't common or easy. Also, they did a lot of things in long takes which is great.
The little flashbacks on the camera were a great touch.
Haiku Summary
Boy loves girl, but a
monster is attacking. He
finds girl but they die.
NEXT: "Volver" (2006)
While this movie may not be the best, they get a lot of credit for being original in certain ways: camera action (handheld, but not "Blair Witch" too much), no star actors, "realism" w/o being campy, etc.
The special effects were great and watching some of the behind the scenes stuff made me realize they put a lot of thought behind so much of it all. From the monster design to the camera angles, they did this thing intentionally regardless of the outcome and I admire that.
SPOILERS
When you're shooting w/a lens like they did, you miss a lot so they had to plan things out accordingly which isn't common or easy. Also, they did a lot of things in long takes which is great.
The little flashbacks on the camera were a great touch.
Haiku Summary
Boy loves girl, but a
monster is attacking. He
finds girl but they die.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Iron Man (2008) - 4.5/5
Iron Man (2008)
NEXT: "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" (2008)
I really liked this movie. It might not stand up to a lot of tough criticism, but I'm not going to throw any its way. It's a fun, action, super-hero movie so some reality has to be thrown out.
They don't over do any one thing too much: political, romantic, etc. So it doesn't offend the senses too much.
I think I left the theater w/ some criticism of it on some parts, but w/ time those have washed away and what's left is the memory of a fun action movie w/ little residue to bother me.
SPOILERS
Great final scene/line!
Haiku Summary
Arms vendor gets caught.
Partner is bad guy. Builds suit,
can fly, is Iron Man.
NEXT: "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" (2008)
I really liked this movie. It might not stand up to a lot of tough criticism, but I'm not going to throw any its way. It's a fun, action, super-hero movie so some reality has to be thrown out.
They don't over do any one thing too much: political, romantic, etc. So it doesn't offend the senses too much.
I think I left the theater w/ some criticism of it on some parts, but w/ time those have washed away and what's left is the memory of a fun action movie w/ little residue to bother me.
SPOILERS
Great final scene/line!
Haiku Summary
Arms vendor gets caught.
Partner is bad guy. Builds suit,
can fly, is Iron Man.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Logan's Run (1976) - 3/5
Logan's Run (1976)
NEXT: "Iron Man" (2008)
The first half has the same type of production as "The Omega Man", "The Andromeda Strain", etc.: bad '70's sci-fi. But the second half kinda frees itself from that and gets more into the story and implications of everything. Maybe it's just in contrast, but the second half "feels" a lot better.
It's a lot like "The Matrix" in some senses.
SPOILERS
Once they get out of the city, the movie isn't weighed down w/ the bad scenes and sets so that helps.
Haiku Summary
Future: all renew
when thirty. Some run. They die.
Logan runs and lives.
NEXT: "Iron Man" (2008)
The first half has the same type of production as "The Omega Man", "The Andromeda Strain", etc.: bad '70's sci-fi. But the second half kinda frees itself from that and gets more into the story and implications of everything. Maybe it's just in contrast, but the second half "feels" a lot better.
It's a lot like "The Matrix" in some senses.
SPOILERS
Once they get out of the city, the movie isn't weighed down w/ the bad scenes and sets so that helps.
Haiku Summary
Future: all renew
when thirty. Some run. They die.
Logan runs and lives.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
I'm Not There. (2007) - 3/5
I'm Not There. (2007)
NEXT: "Logan's Run" (1976)
This a fairly artistic and poetic movie which also makes it less accessible. I enjoyed it, but wasn't too into it. Also, the varying realities of the storylines made it hard for me to buy into some of the disbelief required for each.
The acting was good and I enjoyed it being in black and white.
They did some really cool things w/ the songs and thoughts, but ultimately it just lacked clear communication to me.
Haiku Summary
Dylan played by lots
of people. Each playing a
different side. Songs.
NEXT: "Logan's Run" (1976)
This a fairly artistic and poetic movie which also makes it less accessible. I enjoyed it, but wasn't too into it. Also, the varying realities of the storylines made it hard for me to buy into some of the disbelief required for each.
The acting was good and I enjoyed it being in black and white.
They did some really cool things w/ the songs and thoughts, but ultimately it just lacked clear communication to me.
Haiku Summary
Dylan played by lots
of people. Each playing a
different side. Songs.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) - 4/5
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)
NEXT: "Cloverfield" (2008)
I liked this one more than the first movie. This one had a darker feel to it and more "mature" scenes as far as motive, implications and direct consequences. Not that it made it better, but it had a different tone.
Fortunately, it had the first one to build on: established reality and characters. Also, better special effects. I think this might be the first movie where I didn't question the CGI. It wasn't until late in the movie that I gave it a thought.
Haiku Summary
Kids pulled back into
Narnia to help Prince and
Narnians save all.
NEXT: "Cloverfield" (2008)
I liked this one more than the first movie. This one had a darker feel to it and more "mature" scenes as far as motive, implications and direct consequences. Not that it made it better, but it had a different tone.
Fortunately, it had the first one to build on: established reality and characters. Also, better special effects. I think this might be the first movie where I didn't question the CGI. It wasn't until late in the movie that I gave it a thought.
Haiku Summary
Kids pulled back into
Narnia to help Prince and
Narnians save all.
Silent Running (1972) - 1/5
Silent Running (1972)
NEXT: "I'm Not There" (2007)
Man, not good. In the same vein of "Omega Man" and "The Andromeda Strain" this is just slow, poorly acted and suffers from the same production style.
I might have given this 2 out of 5, but the music (Joan Baez) is just painful.
There's a lot of possible messages from this like man doesn't care about nature, nature freaks are crazy, etc. I think mainly the message is: we need to take care of the planet or it will go away and that man cares more about money than beauty and nature. I'm not sure, but that might be it???
Haiku Summary
Ship with plants to save
Earth's nature. Told to destroy
and come back. He's nuts.
NEXT: "I'm Not There" (2007)
Man, not good. In the same vein of "Omega Man" and "The Andromeda Strain" this is just slow, poorly acted and suffers from the same production style.
I might have given this 2 out of 5, but the music (Joan Baez) is just painful.
There's a lot of possible messages from this like man doesn't care about nature, nature freaks are crazy, etc. I think mainly the message is: we need to take care of the planet or it will go away and that man cares more about money than beauty and nature. I'm not sure, but that might be it???
Haiku Summary
Ship with plants to save
Earth's nature. Told to destroy
and come back. He's nuts.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Lars and the Real Girl (2007) - 3.5/5
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
NEXT: "Silent Running" (1972)
A touching story about a guy and a doll. I thought this was well handled spite many logistical problems. You have to put a few things aside, but it does as good as I think can be done.
I saw a related documentary last week called "Guys and Dolls" that was a bit disturbing to watch.
SPOILERS
I particularly liked the scene where the wife explains why the whole town supported Lars. It was a tough scene done very well.
I felt the town's involvement was a bit much, but it worked mostly.
The end was a bit abrupt. I think they did about the best they cd. They had to have him enable Bianca's death while falling for Margo, but the actual end was tough to swallow. And even if you do, there's still the problem that he really believes she was real... how can he move on really? I don't want to over-do it, but I felt that was a problem in the reality they established.
Haiku Summary
Lonely guy buys a
doll. Is he crazy? Either
way, the town loves him.
NEXT: "Silent Running" (1972)
A touching story about a guy and a doll. I thought this was well handled spite many logistical problems. You have to put a few things aside, but it does as good as I think can be done.
I saw a related documentary last week called "Guys and Dolls" that was a bit disturbing to watch.
SPOILERS
I particularly liked the scene where the wife explains why the whole town supported Lars. It was a tough scene done very well.
I felt the town's involvement was a bit much, but it worked mostly.
The end was a bit abrupt. I think they did about the best they cd. They had to have him enable Bianca's death while falling for Margo, but the actual end was tough to swallow. And even if you do, there's still the problem that he really believes she was real... how can he move on really? I don't want to over-do it, but I felt that was a problem in the reality they established.
Haiku Summary
Lonely guy buys a
doll. Is he crazy? Either
way, the town loves him.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
The Kite Runner (2007) - 3/5
The Kite Runner (2007)
NEXT: "Lars and the Real Girl" (2007)
Slightly disturbing and hard to relate to at times, I felt this was a bit monotone. The child actors were really good in all ways.
This movie was interesting and a good story, but I didn't feel they took advantage of it.
Haiku Summary
Boys have falling out.
One goes to U.S. One dies.
Goes back to get boy.
NEXT: "Lars and the Real Girl" (2007)
Slightly disturbing and hard to relate to at times, I felt this was a bit monotone. The child actors were really good in all ways.
This movie was interesting and a good story, but I didn't feel they took advantage of it.
Haiku Summary
Boys have falling out.
One goes to U.S. One dies.
Goes back to get boy.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Scaphandre et le papillon, Le (2007) - 3.5/5
Scaphandre et le papillon, Le (2007) (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly)
NEXT: "The Kite Runner" (2007)
A painful movie to watch about the editor of Elle magazine in France having a stroke and suffering from locked-in syndrome. He basically only has control over one eye and communicates by blinking. His mind is there, but he's trapped. Hard to watch.
W/ help, he's able to write a book which then is made into this movie.
I have to say, while this movie was somewhat inspiring that he was able to keep his sanity and continue to live, communicate, etc. It was a bit depressing too. You wd expect that somewhat... and it was.
I guess I hoped for a bit more of an uplifting story of his triumph. It was inspiring, but very, very sad too.
Haiku Summary
Man has stroke. Coma.
Can think, but little else. He
writes a book with help.
NEXT: "The Kite Runner" (2007)
A painful movie to watch about the editor of Elle magazine in France having a stroke and suffering from locked-in syndrome. He basically only has control over one eye and communicates by blinking. His mind is there, but he's trapped. Hard to watch.
W/ help, he's able to write a book which then is made into this movie.
I have to say, while this movie was somewhat inspiring that he was able to keep his sanity and continue to live, communicate, etc. It was a bit depressing too. You wd expect that somewhat... and it was.
I guess I hoped for a bit more of an uplifting story of his triumph. It was inspiring, but very, very sad too.
Haiku Summary
Man has stroke. Coma.
Can think, but little else. He
writes a book with help.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
The Little Bear Movie (2001) - 2.5/5
The Little Bear Movie (2001)
NEXT: Scaphandre et le papillon, Le (2007)
We got this for our 3 year old. He picked it out. It's a sweet story. It's pretty calm and not scary and fairly funny. Not really something adults wd get into, but certainly something I'm fine w/ him watching.
Haiku Summary:
Little Bear meets Cub.
Cub lost parents in storm. They
search and find them. Cute.
NEXT: Scaphandre et le papillon, Le (2007)
We got this for our 3 year old. He picked it out. It's a sweet story. It's pretty calm and not scary and fairly funny. Not really something adults wd get into, but certainly something I'm fine w/ him watching.
Haiku Summary:
Little Bear meets Cub.
Cub lost parents in storm. They
search and find them. Cute.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
The Mist (2007) - 3/5
The Mist (2007)
NEXT: "The Little Bear Movie" (2001)
Decent for a B movie so I hope that's what they were going for. You have to look past some things in the usual vein: they wdn't do that, why are they so stupid, shut her up, etc.
Of course they have the obligatory whacko Christian weirdo to call down fire and brimstone. It's a cliche that never gets old... or was never new???
The intensity is pretty good and the premise and stuff is cool, but it doesn't play out quite right. There's too many caveats and such to really pull it off.
SPOILERS:
It had about as good of an ending as "The Last American Virgin" in a sense. Terribly sad, but painfully ironic. If I was able to take this movie more seriously, it wd have been a horrific ending. But since I found it rather silly and mostly a "high production B movie," I was able to take it in stride.
Haiku Summary:
Storm. Mist. Death. What is
it? Monsters. Big ones. Leave or
die. Leave. Most die. Saved.
NEXT: "The Little Bear Movie" (2001)
Decent for a B movie so I hope that's what they were going for. You have to look past some things in the usual vein: they wdn't do that, why are they so stupid, shut her up, etc.
Of course they have the obligatory whacko Christian weirdo to call down fire and brimstone. It's a cliche that never gets old... or was never new???
The intensity is pretty good and the premise and stuff is cool, but it doesn't play out quite right. There's too many caveats and such to really pull it off.
SPOILERS:
It had about as good of an ending as "The Last American Virgin" in a sense. Terribly sad, but painfully ironic. If I was able to take this movie more seriously, it wd have been a horrific ending. But since I found it rather silly and mostly a "high production B movie," I was able to take it in stride.
Haiku Summary:
Storm. Mist. Death. What is
it? Monsters. Big ones. Leave or
die. Leave. Most die. Saved.
Friday, May 09, 2008
Baby Mama (2008) - 3/5
Baby Mama (2008)
NEXT: "The Mist" (2007)
Pretty funny - good parts w/ a decent story setting it up. Fey and Poehler have a great sense of humor so just them doing whatever will be decently funny... probably.
Later in the movie it gets a little mushy which doesn't really work - stick to the comedy.
Haiku Summary
She can't have a babe.
Surrogate mother.
Lies, jokes, mushy end.
NEXT: "The Mist" (2007)
Pretty funny - good parts w/ a decent story setting it up. Fey and Poehler have a great sense of humor so just them doing whatever will be decently funny... probably.
Later in the movie it gets a little mushy which doesn't really work - stick to the comedy.
Haiku Summary
She can't have a babe.
Surrogate mother.
Lies, jokes, mushy end.
Thursday, May 08, 2008
List of U.S. and Canadian box office bombs - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
List of U.S. and Canadian box office bombs - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You can sort the list (click the arrows by the column headers) by various items. Sorting by "% of budget" is pretty cool.
You can sort the list (click the arrows by the column headers) by various items. Sorting by "% of budget" is pretty cool.
The Last American Virgin (1982)
The Last American Virgin (1982)
NEXT: "Baby Mama" (2008)
This movie was recommended to me b/c it sets itself apart from what you'd expect... and it does. The premise is a somewhat shy (virgin) boy and his friends are trying to get w/ girls like teenagers dream about. However, the main character meets a girl new to town and falls for her. I'll stop there for the non-spoiler types, but seriously, are you really going to see this movie? Keep reading.
SPOILERS:
Unfortunately, she falls for the boy's "too cool" friend. She gets pregnant and the cool guy dumps her. She gets an abortion and is helped by, Gary, the shy boy. They spend a few days together while she recovers and he's in heaven and thinks she's really fallen for him too.
He goes to her b-day party w/ a new locked inscribed and everything only to walk in her and Mr. Cool making out in the kitchen. Looks are exchanged, but no words. Gary takes off, drives away crying and... credits! Ouch!
I think the lesson here is: you might meet someone you really like and if you're good, you'll get close to them, but ultimately you'll be driving away alone crying. Yikes! It's a pretty harsh reality.
Haiku Summary:
Boy meets girl. Girl digs
boy's friend. Girls has trouble. Boy
helps. Hope. Pain. Credits.
NEXT: "Baby Mama" (2008)
This movie was recommended to me b/c it sets itself apart from what you'd expect... and it does. The premise is a somewhat shy (virgin) boy and his friends are trying to get w/ girls like teenagers dream about. However, the main character meets a girl new to town and falls for her. I'll stop there for the non-spoiler types, but seriously, are you really going to see this movie? Keep reading.
SPOILERS:
Unfortunately, she falls for the boy's "too cool" friend. She gets pregnant and the cool guy dumps her. She gets an abortion and is helped by, Gary, the shy boy. They spend a few days together while she recovers and he's in heaven and thinks she's really fallen for him too.
He goes to her b-day party w/ a new locked inscribed and everything only to walk in her and Mr. Cool making out in the kitchen. Looks are exchanged, but no words. Gary takes off, drives away crying and... credits! Ouch!
I think the lesson here is: you might meet someone you really like and if you're good, you'll get close to them, but ultimately you'll be driving away alone crying. Yikes! It's a pretty harsh reality.
Haiku Summary:
Boy meets girl. Girl digs
boy's friend. Girls has trouble. Boy
helps. Hope. Pain. Credits.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Dan in Real Life (2007) - 4/5
Dan in Real Life (2007)
NEXT: "The Last American Virgin" (1982)
Good, sweet movie. The characters really make this movie. It's something that while you're watching it, you're enjoying getting to know them despite whether anything is actually "happening" or not.
I just wanted to hang out w/ the family.
Despite having a premise that's been done many times before, the difference here is that they really take their time and develop great characters. The fact that the premise is familiar actually helps b/c it's stated and you can move on to how it plays out.
I think everything hits well in this movie and it's really good all around.
Haiku Summary:
Boy meets girl. Girl is
dating boys brother. Things fall
apart. Plays out well.
NEXT: "The Last American Virgin" (1982)
Good, sweet movie. The characters really make this movie. It's something that while you're watching it, you're enjoying getting to know them despite whether anything is actually "happening" or not.
I just wanted to hang out w/ the family.
Despite having a premise that's been done many times before, the difference here is that they really take their time and develop great characters. The fact that the premise is familiar actually helps b/c it's stated and you can move on to how it plays out.
I think everything hits well in this movie and it's really good all around.
Haiku Summary:
Boy meets girl. Girl is
dating boys brother. Things fall
apart. Plays out well.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
The Andromeda Strain (1971) - 2.5/5
The Andromeda Strain (1971)
NEXT: "Dan in Real Life" (2007)
Wow. Slow. It felt like "THX-1138" and "2001" in a lot of ways. An interesting idea/story, but only decently told.
About 40% of the movie is watching the scientists prep for the sterile environment. Another 50% is watching them use robotic tools. The other 10% is the resolution at the very end... maybe it's only 5%.
You might be able to make a higher case for this story's implications about science and man and our position and such. About the decisions we have to make about humanity and who has the right to know this or cause that or how we might be playing God at times. I can see those arguments in there, but unfortunately the metal arms get more screen time and their humming gets most of the dialog.
Haiku Summary
Satellite falls. Town
dies. Unknown cause. Robotics.
Watch. Wait. Slow. Scare! Done.
NEXT: "Dan in Real Life" (2007)
Wow. Slow. It felt like "THX-1138" and "2001" in a lot of ways. An interesting idea/story, but only decently told.
About 40% of the movie is watching the scientists prep for the sterile environment. Another 50% is watching them use robotic tools. The other 10% is the resolution at the very end... maybe it's only 5%.
You might be able to make a higher case for this story's implications about science and man and our position and such. About the decisions we have to make about humanity and who has the right to know this or cause that or how we might be playing God at times. I can see those arguments in there, but unfortunately the metal arms get more screen time and their humming gets most of the dialog.
Haiku Summary
Satellite falls. Town
dies. Unknown cause. Robotics.
Watch. Wait. Slow. Scare! Done.
Monday, May 05, 2008
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) - 4/5
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
NEXT: "The Andromeda Strain" (1971)
Very fun and good music. I liked the story and the development of the characters. The tone was great too: dark w/ the direction and coloring to match.
It was painful in several ways to watch (the "drop" is harsh).
Haiku Summary
Man lost family.
Goes back. Kills lots of peeps. They
pretty much all die.
NEXT: "The Andromeda Strain" (1971)
Very fun and good music. I liked the story and the development of the characters. The tone was great too: dark w/ the direction and coloring to match.
It was painful in several ways to watch (the "drop" is harsh).
Haiku Summary
Man lost family.
Goes back. Kills lots of peeps. They
pretty much all die.
Monday, April 14, 2008
The Last Dragon (1985) - 1/5
The Last Dragon (1985)
NEXT: "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" (2007)
This movie is terrible. So bad. I hear them talking about it on filmspotting and decided to just watch it w/o knowing anything. Man, it's bad, but that's the fun of it.
The songs are bad, the acting is terrible, the story is just about the worst possible.
It's a karate movie set in Harlem with some gangs and such. There's a TV hostess that the main character falls for but a local promoter wants her to showcase his new singer so he tries to muscle the hostess around. But here comes Bruce Leroy!
Watch it in a group and get a laugh.
Haiku Summary
Leroy's training is
done. He falls for a girl. Thug
gets her. Leroy saves!
NEXT: "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" (2007)
This movie is terrible. So bad. I hear them talking about it on filmspotting and decided to just watch it w/o knowing anything. Man, it's bad, but that's the fun of it.
The songs are bad, the acting is terrible, the story is just about the worst possible.
It's a karate movie set in Harlem with some gangs and such. There's a TV hostess that the main character falls for but a local promoter wants her to showcase his new singer so he tries to muscle the hostess around. But here comes Bruce Leroy!
Watch it in a group and get a laugh.
Haiku Summary
Leroy's training is
done. He falls for a girl. Thug
gets her. Leroy saves!
Friday, April 11, 2008
Hable con ella (2002) - 3/5
Hable con ella (2002) (Talk To Her)
NEXT: "The Last Dragon" (1985)
It's hard to say what this movie is about, but it's well made and mostly pleasant to watch. It's very powerful and uses people's longings and dreams in a powerful way.
The characters are deep and identifiable.
Despite being well made and rich in many ways, some important things don't hit quite right. There's not really anything that draws this movie to me. It's not really entertaining or sheds light on anything new. But remains w/ me w/ the characters.
Haiku Summary
Two men with women
in comas bond. One crazy.
He dies. She wakes. End.
NEXT: "The Last Dragon" (1985)
It's hard to say what this movie is about, but it's well made and mostly pleasant to watch. It's very powerful and uses people's longings and dreams in a powerful way.
The characters are deep and identifiable.
Despite being well made and rich in many ways, some important things don't hit quite right. There's not really anything that draws this movie to me. It's not really entertaining or sheds light on anything new. But remains w/ me w/ the characters.
Haiku Summary
Two men with women
in comas bond. One crazy.
He dies. She wakes. End.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
21 (2008) - 2.5/5
21 (2008)
NEXT: "Talk to Her" (2002)
Somewhat entertaining at times, but ultimately thin and weak. Lots of predictability, bad acting and thing plot. Also, some bad twists.
Haiku Summary
Smart kids rob Vegas.
Teacher is mean, takes money.
Jokes on him. Surprise!
NEXT: "Talk to Her" (2002)
Somewhat entertaining at times, but ultimately thin and weak. Lots of predictability, bad acting and thing plot. Also, some bad twists.
Haiku Summary
Smart kids rob Vegas.
Teacher is mean, takes money.
Jokes on him. Surprise!
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Tugger: The Jeep 4x4 Who Wanted to Fly (2005) (V) - 2/5
Tugger: The Jeep 4x4 Who Wanted to Fly (2005) (V)
NEXT: "21" (2008)
I believe this was Animated Family Films first effort and while it wasn't very good, I've seen worse. Also, there's some good aspects of this movie though maybe not by industry standards: no violence, innuendo, "hidden" adult humor, etc.
It's short - like 52 mins and has a lot of cute parts, but across the board it's lacking.
Haiku Summary
A Jeep wants to fly.
Dreams, tries, crash then forgotten.
Found, repaired and "flies."
NEXT: "21" (2008)
I believe this was Animated Family Films first effort and while it wasn't very good, I've seen worse. Also, there's some good aspects of this movie though maybe not by industry standards: no violence, innuendo, "hidden" adult humor, etc.
It's short - like 52 mins and has a lot of cute parts, but across the board it's lacking.
Haiku Summary
A Jeep wants to fly.
Dreams, tries, crash then forgotten.
Found, repaired and "flies."
Todo sobre mi madre (1999) - 3.5/5
Todo sobre mi madre (1999)
Next: Tugger: The Jeep 4x4 Who Wanted to Fly (2005) (V)
Weird and powerful. It's a tribute to women, but not one I'd fall in line with.
It's well shot, directed, acted, etc., but I wdn't say I enjoyed it. It's a strong story and has some amazing character development w/ their relationships and such.
I have a hard time enjoying movies that I disagree w/ morally and such.
Haiku Summary
A boy doesn't know
his father. He dies. Mom goes
home. Dad's a tranny.
Next: Tugger: The Jeep 4x4 Who Wanted to Fly (2005) (V)
Weird and powerful. It's a tribute to women, but not one I'd fall in line with.
It's well shot, directed, acted, etc., but I wdn't say I enjoyed it. It's a strong story and has some amazing character development w/ their relationships and such.
I have a hard time enjoying movies that I disagree w/ morally and such.
Haiku Summary
A boy doesn't know
his father. He dies. Mom goes
home. Dad's a tranny.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
I Am Legend (2007) - 3.5/5
I Am Legend (2007)
NEXT: Todo sobre mi madre (1999)
I liked it. I think a lot of people expected something different. I only expected what they said it was: a zombie movie. And I thought it was a good zombie movie... which isn't saying too much.
But the action is good, it's cool to see NYC all overgrown, etc. But it doesn't stand up to much scrutiny (what zombie movie does?) in the area of "Why did he do that?" or "Why don't they just..." and all.
SPOILERS
Like I said, there's some inconsistent type stuff in it, but in a zombie movie, who cares. I mean, he's alone for so long and even has to kill his dog and then finally people show up and it's like no big deal - he's just upset she cooked the bacon he was saving... for what!!??!?
Haiku Summary
Everyone's dead or
a zombie except one guy.
Others, serum, dead.
NEXT: Todo sobre mi madre (1999)
I liked it. I think a lot of people expected something different. I only expected what they said it was: a zombie movie. And I thought it was a good zombie movie... which isn't saying too much.
But the action is good, it's cool to see NYC all overgrown, etc. But it doesn't stand up to much scrutiny (what zombie movie does?) in the area of "Why did he do that?" or "Why don't they just..." and all.
SPOILERS
Like I said, there's some inconsistent type stuff in it, but in a zombie movie, who cares. I mean, he's alone for so long and even has to kill his dog and then finally people show up and it's like no big deal - he's just upset she cooked the bacon he was saving... for what!!??!?
Haiku Summary
Everyone's dead or
a zombie except one guy.
Others, serum, dead.
The Omega Man (1971) - 1.5/5
The Omega Man (1971)
NEXT: "I Am Legend" (2007)
Wow, I cd have sworn Charlton Heston cd act. This shows 1971 production in the purest light.
Watching this movie explains why no one has ever said "Oh, you gotta see The Omega Man."
I have to give it a bit of slack b/c of the time since it was made, but man, not the greatest film.
Haiku Summary
Smart zombies want to
kill the last man on earth. He
finds cure, but dies. Cheese.
NEXT: "I Am Legend" (2007)
Wow, I cd have sworn Charlton Heston cd act. This shows 1971 production in the purest light.
Watching this movie explains why no one has ever said "Oh, you gotta see The Omega Man."
I have to give it a bit of slack b/c of the time since it was made, but man, not the greatest film.
Haiku Summary
Smart zombies want to
kill the last man on earth. He
finds cure, but dies. Cheese.
Mies vailla menneisyytt� (The Man Without a Past) (2002) - 3/5
Mies vailla menneisyytt� (2002)
NEXT: "The Omega Man" (1971)
Slow, but done well. Always interesting to see how another culture conceives an interesting plot line. Nothing earth shattering here, but interesting to see it played out.
I don't remember what prompted me to see this movie, but I always like a good amnesia story.
Haiku Summary
Beat up by thugs a
man can't remember. Friends, love,
found, but stays with new.
NEXT: "The Omega Man" (1971)
Slow, but done well. Always interesting to see how another culture conceives an interesting plot line. Nothing earth shattering here, but interesting to see it played out.
I don't remember what prompted me to see this movie, but I always like a good amnesia story.
Haiku Summary
Beat up by thugs a
man can't remember. Friends, love,
found, but stays with new.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
American Gangster (2007) - 3/5
American Gangster (2007) - Full cast and crew
Next: "The Man Without a Past" (2002)
I liked the first half of this movie and how they built up the characters and the tension, but then the second half just kinda rode that out. I know there was only so much they cd do since it was based on a true story, but maybe they sd have shortened it.
I'm having a hard time remembering too many of the points I wanted to make about this movie which tells me it wasn't that memorable.
Haiku Summary:
Frank takes over the
drug biz and gets rich. I think
he helped cops later.
Next: "The Man Without a Past" (2002)
I liked the first half of this movie and how they built up the characters and the tension, but then the second half just kinda rode that out. I know there was only so much they cd do since it was based on a true story, but maybe they sd have shortened it.
I'm having a hard time remembering too many of the points I wanted to make about this movie which tells me it wasn't that memorable.
Haiku Summary:
Frank takes over the
drug biz and gets rich. I think
he helped cops later.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Môme, La (2007) ("La Vie En Rose") - 4/5
Môme, La (2007)
Marion Cotillard so totally deserved the Oscar for her role here. The story is painful, but interesting. They did a great job telling it and showing us where she was headed. The songs were nice to hear, but it was painful to see her life go the way it did.
Haiku Summary:
Street girl can sing. She's
discovered and makes it big.
Drugs ruin it all.
Next: "American Gangster" (2007)
Marion Cotillard so totally deserved the Oscar for her role here. The story is painful, but interesting. They did a great job telling it and showing us where she was headed. The songs were nice to hear, but it was painful to see her life go the way it did.
Haiku Summary:
Street girl can sing. She's
discovered and makes it big.
Drugs ruin it all.
Next: "American Gangster" (2007)
Drillbit Taylor (2008) - 3/5
Drillbit Taylor (2008)
Pretty funny but I wasn't expecting too much. I really like Owen Wilson's style and the kids were pretty funny being put in those situations. There's not much to it, but it's got some pretty funny parts.
Haiku Summary:
Kids get picked on by
bullies and need bodyguard.
Drillbit's a bad one.
Next: "La Vie en Rose" (2007)
Pretty funny but I wasn't expecting too much. I really like Owen Wilson's style and the kids were pretty funny being put in those situations. There's not much to it, but it's got some pretty funny parts.
Haiku Summary:
Kids get picked on by
bullies and need bodyguard.
Drillbit's a bad one.
Next: "La Vie en Rose" (2007)
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Mr. Brooks (2007) - 0/5
Mr. Brooks (2007)
Wow. Bad. Bad acting, bad direction, bad plot and story point, just bad all around. They lay everything out for you in dialog and completely insult the viewer.
Changes to the story/plot as they went didn't make sense. The logic in their explanations were just bad.
Everyone just phoned in the acting - they must be taking lessons from Costner.
Man, it was really bad. Worst ending pretty much ever on top of it all.
SPOILERS
The daughter was just terrible - that whole story line was bad. And her being a killer??? Oh, so bad. And his crying scene in the kitchen - ouch!
And the dream ending - yow.
And w/ Mr. Smith - who sees this kinda thing and then has the nerve to go to the guy, etc. So bad.
Haiku Summary
He kills. Dumb mistake.
Guy blackmails him to kill too.
Surprise! He kills Smith!
NEXT: "Drillbit Taylor" 2008
Wow. Bad. Bad acting, bad direction, bad plot and story point, just bad all around. They lay everything out for you in dialog and completely insult the viewer.
Changes to the story/plot as they went didn't make sense. The logic in their explanations were just bad.
Everyone just phoned in the acting - they must be taking lessons from Costner.
Man, it was really bad. Worst ending pretty much ever on top of it all.
SPOILERS
The daughter was just terrible - that whole story line was bad. And her being a killer??? Oh, so bad. And his crying scene in the kitchen - ouch!
And the dream ending - yow.
And w/ Mr. Smith - who sees this kinda thing and then has the nerve to go to the guy, etc. So bad.
Haiku Summary
He kills. Dumb mistake.
Guy blackmails him to kill too.
Surprise! He kills Smith!
NEXT: "Drillbit Taylor" 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) - 3.5/5
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)
Good movie and good acting. Casey Affleck is great.
I really like the slow pace and shots, but the story isn't very compelling so I never was really drawn in. Unfortunately, this movie took me a while to watch so it being spread out over a period of time probably hurt it pretty bad.
Haiku Summary
Jesse James is bad.
Bob Ford idolizes him.
Turns and kills him dead.
NEXT: "Mr. Brooks" 2007
Good movie and good acting. Casey Affleck is great.
I really like the slow pace and shots, but the story isn't very compelling so I never was really drawn in. Unfortunately, this movie took me a while to watch so it being spread out over a period of time probably hurt it pretty bad.
Haiku Summary
Jesse James is bad.
Bob Ford idolizes him.
Turns and kills him dead.
NEXT: "Mr. Brooks" 2007
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